Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Viva Las Vegas!

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! At least, that's what I've heard some landlubbers say. Ironically, I saw a billboard that said, "Not everything that happens in Vegas stays... freestdcheck.org" on my drive home and it made me chuckle. Herpes! That shit will come back with you. I digress! Instead of keeping my Vegas adventures private, I'm going to share them with everyone because it was ridiculously entertaining.

I've gotta be honest, I consumed a large amount of alcohol in Vegas, so a lot of my memories are foggy. I'll post pictures and do my best to remember what exactly happened. Savvy? Savvy. Here goes.

First off, hotel hopping! Throughout the night, I ended up at Rio, Paris, Bellagio, and some other awesome places. It's true.

I ended up losing money on slot machines, resulting in locating some penny machines. Don't judge me.
 I may or may not have performed in some sort of religious ceremony?
 Picked up some wenches on the strip!
Close up!

And apparently, passed the eff out. Why is the rum always gone?!


Worry not, fellow rogues! Before passing out, I showed off my amazing dance moves. Enjoy!


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