Feeling festive!

Happy Halloween, bitches! I'ma show ya'll how to carve a pumpkin. Just in case you haven't been carving them for decades without my assistance...

Step 1- Get a shiny pumpkin!

Step 2- Get a knife (or one of those fancy carving thingamajigs) and cut a circle on the top of your pumpkin!

Step 3- Do NOT, under any circumstances, allow PEC to help with carving the aforementioned pumpkin. He's one bossy, glittery vampire.


Step 4- Clean out the pumpkin guts. Gross.

Step 5- Get your carve on!!!

Step 6- Show off finished product! (Don't let your friend take credit when they didn't help. And yes, I'm talking about YOU, PEC. Way to step into this picture when I wasn't looking...)

Hooray for JACK-o-lanterns! Multiple puns intended.